Днес влизам в машинното да издирвам единият от колегите и какво виждам:
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Идут параноик и шизофреник. Параноик:
— Давай перейдём на другую сторону, навстречу гопники идут.
Шизофреник:
— Фигня, пошли вперёд.
Гопники нападают, шизофреник всех раскидал.
Параноик:
— Как ты это сделал?
Шизофреник:
— Легко. Их было 5, а меня 10…
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Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!
OFFICER: Age?
Husband: I'm not sure. Around 40. We don't do birthdays.
OFFICER: Height?
Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
OFFICER: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
OFFICER: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think.
OFFICER: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.
OFFICER: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
OFFICER: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went on my motorcycle.
OFFICE! What kind of motorcycle was it?
Husband: A 2018 Harley Davidson Roadglide, Twisted Cherry with 14" apes, stage 2 kit, Vance and Hines fishtail pipes, Klock Werks windshield, JPcycles foot boards, highway pegs and crash bars...At this point the husband started choking up.
OFFICER: Take it easy sir, we'll find your motorcycle.
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След аварията на батискафа "Титан", при обсъждане на случая в един форум излезе следната мъра мисъл:
"Каждый миллиардер должен иметь службу безопасности. В обязанности которой входит осмотр и проверка на надёжность всех мест, куда безмозглый толстосум пытается засунуть свой зад."
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An SR71 with callsign LK 451 returns from mission. When approaching the US shore, contacts the air traffic controller:
LK 451: ATC this is Lima Kilo 451. Requesting Flight Level 540
ATC: Lima Kilo 451, request approved for Flight Level 540. If you can get up there you have it.
LK 451: Roger, descending.
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Мислих къде да го сложа, но май тук е най-подходящото. Все пак е на учжд език:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fiEbpCws560
Иначе идеята е добра.
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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/h...-b2463970.html
Знаех си аз, че всички проблеми идват от нередовно пиене!
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The human brain is divided into two sides:
The left side and the right side!
The woman brain:
On the left side there is nothing right, on the right side there is nothing left!
Honda CR-V RD8 K20A4 i-vtec Auto, Honda Accord CN1 N22A1 i-ctdi Manual
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